Signs of Impending Doom

Now that the dogs have ascended to heaven those of us left behind are looking for signs of the apocalypse. Sadly, it seems to have started smaller than expected.

One angry little cloud with rain and hail ready to beat us up for enjoying some vanilla carmel icecream at the local ice cream shop.

Oh Wait... The world hasn't started to end. The new scheduled date for the beginning of the end is October 21, 2011.

In fact immediately after took this picture my dog came crashing back to earth leaving us to wonder if he had indeed been raptured or if he was simply subject to gravity. We believe we are being mislead by those in the know about this apocalypse thing. What does the dog know that he isn't telling us? What secret is my canine friend hiding?

Only time will tell.