Protect Yourselves Ladies!

Once upon a time there was a woman who needed to tinkle. This woman dashed into the ladies room, dropped her trousers and took a seat on the magic pot. When she looked up she saw a sign that read "Ladies let's please protect ourselves and wipe the toilet seat after use with clorox wipes. Thanks!" She turned to the sink and there they were, ready to protect her ass from the potty gremlins.

The first question she asked her self being a wise princess was... "Is there really a disease people can transmit via the toilet seat?" The second question she had to ask herself was... If someone had the plague, wouldn't it be wiser to wipe the seat before use? After all if us ladies need to protect ourselves what would be the point of bleaching the seat after the germs were already wearing holes into our butt cheeks?

Curious, the princess went on a quest. She looked to the great and wise internet to find the answer to the first question... What can you catch from the magic pot? The response was... nothing. This was both according to the CDC and WebMd.

The next day at work the princess asked her coworker about the sign. Her coworker's response was, "someone was piddling on the seat." The young woman once again asked herself, how on earth does this happen? In answer the princess was faced with a sad truth. The women who were the most afraid of catching potty gremlins were the ones causing the problem.

The moral of this story is: If nobody hovered, nobody would have to.